My girlfriends have been telling me for years how they manage to save money on cars, property and all kinds of deals; just by grinning and bearing it and taking one for the team. I recently made one of the biggest decisions of my life, I decided to buy property. This is acknowledged as being the single most biggest financial investment anyone ever has to make. Who would of thought property sex would seal the deal.
Because I was a first time condo buyer, the real estate agent explained to be me that I wouldn’t get a mortgage unless I was financially prepared to pay a hefty deposit. They were looking at 10 – 15%. I had found the condo of my dreams, but it needed some work, so I was either going to have to find something cheaper or get financially creative.
I know you will think that this is one of those property sex fantasy stories, but this is actually true.
So I gave it some thought and called the realtor so we could chat about it more. I wanted to look at the condo again, so we met there the following day. I was absolutely frank with him about working out another way to structure this deal. I was pretty certain he knew a loophole or two to save me money on the deposit.
We met the next day and I was honest with him, I just didn’t want to pay such a huge deposit. He said he would make some calls and see just what he could to. After a short while he was back with me and said he had arranged something, but he wanted a favor too.
Real-estate Agents Like Sex To
He didn’t mince words, cut to the chase and said “sex for favors”. Caramba! So, it had finally come to that for me too. He was fat, sweaty, fifty if he was a day and looked like he might die of a heart attack if he got too excited. But I wanted the condo!
“Sure”, I said, turning on the charm, “I found you sexy from the moment I laid eyes on you, this won’t be too difficult” I lied. “You decide the when and where and I will make it happen”.
He said “right here and now, and I’ll get the paperwork started over the weekend, you can sign and we will submit to the bank on Monday”!
It is a sad fact of life, but once was not enough for this estate agent, fortunately I felt kindly enough towards him for pushing this deal through. I was actually so grateful that I justified a couple more sympathy fucks wouldn’t be so bad, and they weren’t.
All’s well that ends well, I got my condo, it got a brand new kitchen and bathroom and my estate agent got his commission plus a few sweeteners. What I like to call a win-win situation and the girls got a good few laughs when the skeptic had her tale to tell at the next big girls’ night in. Right in the lounge where I sucked his cock. Have you saved money with sex in other ways let us know.
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