An amazing 12 foot penis story

Everyone loves a big dick. Ladies want to use one, and blokes want to have one.

A penis is a sign of fertility and dominance. Every guy wants a big penis because it makes him feel like more of a man. Well, Pipedream Products have the biggest dick on the block.

All men think about owning a giant penis, but only Nick Orlandino, the Chairman and CEO of Pipedream products, has made his dream a reality.

Pipedream Products have erected a 12ft tall dick!

That’s right, these guys take a 12ft tall penis with them to conventions around the world. If you thought taking a vibrator on a plan was embarrassing, try booking in a 12ft dick.

The original purpose for this phallic phenomenon is to be displayed at the Adult Novelty Manufacturers Expo, in Burbank, California.

Why you ask a 12 foot penis ?

“Two years ago, we made a wall of c***s featuring our product,” said Orlandino. “It was the hit of the show, so I was trying to figure out how to out do myself.”

“My employees looked at me like I was crazy,” he said. “But a few hours later, they came back and said, ‘We can do this.’”

Making this life-like monstrosity was no easy task. It took 3 weeks to come to life.

Orlandino is well aware that this product is not fit for human use, but is optimistic he about what may happen in Hannover, Germany, when he takes it there for the adult novelty trade show in October.

Germans Love penises

“They might be jumping all over it,” he laughed. “Germany is crazier, you know.”

As would any man with a 12ft penis, he has tried to get Guinness World records to recognise this incredible achievement. Unfortunately they aren’t retuning his calls.

Orlandino seems unfazed, as he is already looking to the future.

“I think we might do the world’s largest vibrator or the world’s largest squirting dildo,” he said.

When you are the owner of the worlds largest dick, you get to dream big like that. Want to get your article seen ad a news release.